I was running late the other day. I was in the shower trying to hurry when I realized, "Damn, I better shave my armpits. And my legs." You see, in the winter, I don't do this on a daily basis, especially if I am running late. Then I realized, I better groom things a little "down there" too. I was going for my annual exam with the gynecologist. If you're like me, you don't want any of those pesky pubic hairs being "ungroomed" in any way for fear they might get caught in the speculum or some other god forsaken medical device and rip out a hair or two. Ouch! This really isn't an issue if my appointments were ever in the summer time, but my annual exams always fall in the middle of winter.
So there you have it. Way too much TMI.