I always get a kick out of seeing the subjects that show up in the search portion of Google Analytics. You know, those words and phrases in a search that bring someone to a blog. Sometimes, they make total sense and others, well, not so much. Here are some that make me wonder who the hell is out there in the blogosphere:
Dew Mouth - A fellow blogger and friend used this phrase in my comment section one time and it has brought several visits to my blog.
Foot behind his neck - I posted a photo of Sous Chef putting his foot behind his neck. Something tells me the person doing this search was looking for something a little different than a child and his foot. At least I hope they were.
Acid giggles - Not everyone gets the giggles when doing acid.
He had a pancake in the place of his ass - At one point, I quoted this line from Chelsea Handler's book My Horizontal Life. I can't imagine what anyone else wanted with this phrase.
"Human Pet" mistress slave stories - I have NEVER written about mistress slave stories of any kind, so I am unsure, and even a little nervous, about this one.
Doctor shits giggles - Oh my. I think he should SEE a doctor, that just doesn't sound normal.
Nude photos my sister - I don't even have a sister, let alone nude photos of her. And if I did, I don't think I would post them here. Unless she really pissed me off.
Women massaging mens asses - I don't do that type of massage, thank you very much. I also didn't blog about it.
There you have it. There are a lot more I could have chosen - lots of searches using the word MILF, massage, and more. I will get to them another day.
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