- Bedbugs. In my hotel room. Checked out and found a new hotel at 1:00AM. With four sleepy kids in tow.
- Tornado. With five kids in the car. Right in front of us. I can drive really fast. So can my friends who were in the car in front of us.
- No electricity. See #2. Hotel moves me to a new room with electricity. Third hotel room in two days.
- Plugged up toilet. Apparently someone, whom I won't name, is capable of plugging a toilet no matter where we are in the United States of America.
We are having a blast. Really. I promise we are.