CJ, who's five, makes me proud. We were walking back from the Poultry Days Festival to our tent. CJ looks at me and says, "Is it just me or do I smell beer?" I had to chuckle, we had just passed an Ultimate player who had an open container. No surprise that all of my kids recognize the smell of beer. Big E, who is 12, was hanging with some college and older
We were exiting from the interstate the other day and CJ said "We're getting on the highway." I explained we were actually getting off of the highway. He argued with me for a second. As we were on the entrance ramp to the interstate, he said, "Now we're getting off of the highway." I am thinking, "hhhmmm...does this kid have 'off' and 'on' confused?" I explained we were getting ON the highway. His answer? "No, we are going down a hill, how can this be the highway? This is the low-way."
I was watching the finale for Desperate Housewives of New Jersey and Sous Chef came in the room during their big, profanity filled fight. He then says, "I hope that woman has a lot of money because she owes the swear jar some cash." Funny, we don't even have a swear jar and we never have. He then said, "Now that is what I call a heated discussion." Now those are some classy broads. I am reminded again that money does not buy class or good taste.