I was at my favorite "beauty" store, Ulta, today to grab some things on sale. There was a woman wandering through the store passing out some samples. She comes up to me and says something about it's "DDF Free Sample Day". (DDF stands for Doctors Dermatologic Formula, the brand she was representing.) She says something about "let me look at your skin." She scrunches up her nose a bit and then says, "Here, this is the formulation for you. It's an anti-aging product that does wonders for revitalizing mature skin." The BITCH said "mature skin" and she said it with a smile. She said "You will love this and a little goes a long way." Then, as she was walking away she says, "And don't forget to put some on your neck." Yep, I certainly felt the "beauty" of that store today.
UPDATE: I left out that her next victim was within my vicinity. The skincare rep. walked up to this woman with the same "DDF Free Sample Day" line and then said, "Oh, you look like you have some oil issues. Do you have a hard time controlling the oils on your face?" I wanted to lean over and say "Hey, she told me I have mature skin, so you got off easy," but the woman quickly admitted to having issues with oil control, so I minded my own "mature" business.
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