So far, every flippin' snow storm that has come our way has managed to go north or south of us. In some cases, it went BOTH north AND south, leaving us with nothing but cold, grey skies. It sucks. Now, they are calling for a Winter Storm Watch through Wednesday for my county and a Winter Storm Warning for counties south of the city (which is also south of the Ohio River). I am not holding my breath. The last time these meteorlogical flunkees gave us a Winter Storm Advisory, the wind "shifted" and it rained and stayed at about 33 degrees. Cold, grey, wet. That is the pits and DAMMIT, I want a snow storm and a snow day or two.
Today, CJ is supposed to take something that begins with the letter "P" to school. He immediately says to me: "I know what I can take. My PENIS. It begins with 'p' ."
I explained to him that his penis goes everywhere with him and that it really shouldn't be a part of show and tell. He said he wouldn't pull it out to show anyone, but he would tell them it was there. We are still searching for a substitute for the penis, but I am afraid he may still shout this out today during class.