Anyway, Ali at Home of the Lazy Dog got an award today that "required" her to get the nearest book, turn to page 56 and write the 5th sentence and then the 2-5 sentences following. I didn't get that specific assignment, but I decided to do it anyway. Here it goes, from MY HORIZONTAL LIFE:
Guys can be on the skinny side, but a rear is a special thing to me. Gavin's ass wasn't just flat, though. He had a pancake in the place of an ass. A shovel, if you will.
What a disaster. The sex was okay, but for some reason I lost interest ... or consciousness.
And there you have it. Check out her books if you want a deep down, good, off color belly laugh! Multiple times.